hootieismydog (September 7, 2008 at 1:04 am)

that woulda been tru if i hadnt cut jesus' throat last night....he begged like a cocksucker... i let him suck it but i still killed him

jtoksa (September 6, 2008 at 4:22 am)

> any tree who doesn't bring good fruit will> be burnedMy invisible friend Jesus has a special place for blasphemers and fornicators and evolutionary biologists.That place is called hell.Praise the sweet name of Jesus!

jtoksa (September 6, 2008 at 4:17 am)

> He has told us that we would be mocked> because we believe in Jesus.Why would anyone be mocked merely for believing that a guy was conceived by an invisible sky god (rather than for instance the mailman) and that after a short but spectacular miracle performing career he dies and rots for three days and then comes back to life.There is clearly nothing ridiculous about that. It's perfectly rational.Glory! :-)

Bogzy1989 (September 5, 2008 at 12:31 pm)

there are ways of telling the truth without mocking.mocking doesn't do any good, nor does it help make a better argument.actually, when atheists mock, we praise the Lord more, because He has told us that we would be mocked because we believe in Jesus.this "preacher" is nothing more then an antichrist who is too scared to follow rules.you will know them by their fruit.and this guy's fruit is nothing more than hate and anger and blasphemy.any tree who doesn't bring good fruit will be burned.

Mark73 (September 5, 2008 at 12:05 pm)

First off, that is not even remotely how non-creationists claim that life started.Secondly, you'd rather believe in magic. You seriously give more credence to a fairy tale then a scientific explanation. That is just pathetic and sad. Of course, you will never allow yourself to understand what the scientific explanation is. You are terrified that it might actually make more sense than your invisible sky daddy waving a magic wand.

cenyon82 (September 5, 2008 at 9:30 am)

Man the world is crazy now days.. wonder what will they say when God reacts. Hell even if they don't believe in my God they have to know that for every action there is a reaction... Hummm i wonder

Fordi (September 5, 2008 at 4:48 am)

Agreed; I watched most of the video before remembering what Landover Baptist was (I was thinking Westboro when I read the title).I thought, "How ironic that they'd try preaching to atheists - but I wouldn't put it past 'em" and subsequently, "Wow, I'll be he doesn't even know why the audience is laughing"

rangersleadtheway10 (September 5, 2008 at 4:14 am)

Some atheists do. Not all. That is a generalization. But really, who could blame them? I'd rather be in a group of people that will mock what we disagree with, rather than trying to silence any oppostion.

kneecutleries (September 4, 2008 at 9:38 pm)

Very funny. But I have to say the "invisible friend" line is ripped off wholesale from George Carlin.

Bogzy1989 (September 4, 2008 at 7:22 pm)

"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"and I didn't judge, I told the truth about you.