THE DATING COMPUTER!!!!!!

Love isn't easy. You don't have to be a fancy, high-tech computer to know that!This footage is believed to be documentation of actual events. R.A.Y. was built and programmed by the top computer scientists in the world (in 1985). He was a one of a kind high-functioning experimental A.I. machine. A miracle of technology, the decision to have him working at a video dating service is highly questionable.The footage used in this film was shot after R.A.Y. had edited and reviewed dating footage 24/7 365 for six years non-stop. The actual date of shooting is unknown, but it is believed to be during a five minute break in footage review on Christmas day (the producers decided to stop the footage as a "christmas gift" to R.A.Y.). One month after completion of filming, R.A.Y. escaped and was found a mile from his office "home". He was headed for a person who he called "a good friend", where he was going to "deliver a message for Dolly". A crudely made six inch computer-wire "shank" was found in his possession. Several days later R.A.Y.'s hard drive was wiped and he was donated to the Salvation Army for resale. R.A.Y. (now "HawtaZZ"), now lives in Southern Indianapolis, Indiana, where he does minimal Microsoft Word processing, several emails a week, but mainly oversees the downloading and storage of Karl Leonard Thompson's (known online as "DJblitZ) extensive pornography collection."HawtaZZ" says he is very happy.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm
Author: projectkTV

Length: 02:17
Rating: 4.61
Views: 7114

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