PirateOfTheInternet (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Wow, he really does hawk some lame shit. xDDDDDDD That video was hilarious.

SnarkLicker (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

The amazing thing about this commercial is the complete and total copyright mess that had to be sorted out in order to actually pull it off. The Okudagrams, the uniform, Riker's name, even the communicator button and that 'beaming' sound are all copyrighted material. It must have taken every intellectual property lawyer in California to iron this thing out. I wonder how much the company paid to Viacom/Paramount/CBS in licensing fees.

mikedubya (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

Riker was a lot more fun before the beard

SprattyD (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

WTF!!!!!

kranktank (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

whoa it's like Riker is hitting on that dude at one part

kranktank (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

What.The.FUCK?

ilike2watchbois (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

WTF?!?! Was this an actual commercial? Stupid illogical fanboy question:How is Riker even picking up Harold's voice?

HappyOrangeGnome (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

You can't maintain warp factor 9 for extended periods of time without damaging the nacelles!Also, stop violating the temporal prime directive.

Jacena (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

408 Area code? Oh god, it's Bay Area Local....

totaljohn (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)

babbage, wow, that's going back a way.