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brocadeblu (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
you think your hot, but your not!
ueberRegenbogen (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
Once, after getting off a transit bus, a gal told me that her friend wanted my body (much to her embarrassment). Unfortunately i was short on time; so i just said "I'm using it", and went on my way. Else i might have had a little more fun with it—even if just goofing off. (Maybe i should have gotten a number or something; but i'm never savvy enough to jump on those opportunities. On the bright side, i've never caught any unpronounceable diseases.)(Meanwhile, you ARE a mighty hot number!) ;)
xxxcrazycanuckxxx (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
ok i have one.(which ended up with my friend getting into a fight because of this very lewd crewd act.) OK we were extrememly inebriated at the bar one night years ago. My friend was at the bar getting in line to buy a drink when he bent over. He bent over to the girls in front of him. He then proceeded to sniff her ass. when she turned around to see what was up, he said "It is you!!! I thought it was you!!" She laughed and her friend went irrate, then the boyfriends came. FIGHT ON. luv ya Jill!
horrsh (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
hey babydid you just fart? coz you just blew me away
rdyst68 (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
Man hating lesbo!!
bekkkks (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
1:20-1:40 nice tits and teeth !
yetitracker (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
when first i looked into your eyes....i feared that i might drown...from drinking in such beauty....the like ive never found...forgive me if im forward...i know that i have been...but i think that im in love with you....what was your name again?...lol
WikkidAwesomeness (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
u would hafta grow a dick for that asshat
uhwhatQQ (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
Rofl
feaichon (December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm)
maybe you hear that a lot because you live in jerk town... real men never say that kind of shit |
